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How To Get Your Kids Into Private School (Sims 2 style - I don't have kids) (unless you count my cats) (which you probably do not)
06 February 2005 - 8:47 a.m.

This entry is for a certain little lady.

Ok, here's how to get your kids into private school, or at least how I get my kids into private school: when the headmaster shows up, choose Entertain > Give Tour and then walk to every room in the house (even the bathrooms) and choose Show Room. As long as your rooms are kinda nicely decorated, the headmaster will love this and cheer and pump his fist in the air.

Have someone with LOTS of cooking skill points to make a good meal like lobster thermidor or salmon or pork chops or something and then call that bastard for dinner. The headmaster will greedily eat every little bit of the dinner and probably belch and embarrass your granny but whatever.

If, after all this effort, you still do not have enough points for your kid to get into private school, I suppose you should shmooze but I find shmoozing to be kind of tricky. The most effective shmoozing (not suprisingly) is the Shmooze About Money option, that is, as long as your Sim has lots of money.

Oddly, I haven't played the Sims 2 for a couple of weeks. I was pretty fixated on the game for a few months there but now I'm bored of it again. I hope the University expansion pack comes out soon. I'm almost developing a social life.


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kelsi - 2005-02-07 00:39:11
I was going to play the Sims this afternoon, but I forgot to! And now it's almost time for bed so I can't! I wonder what will happen to my little Toothbrush, if he will grow up okay or if he will remain an invalid. Maybe his younger brother Toothbrush Jr. will grow up before he does! Also, as I recall, his mother was pregnant AGAIN and she couldn't remember who knocked her up this time. It's a messed up family. Poor Toothbrush, no wonder he's so messed up.
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squarepants - 2005-02-07 17:27:34
Hey hey! Well, aren't you a sweetie for giving me the instructions. I have a feeling that their house might not be nice enough, but maybe I can do some gussying-up and try again. Also, I guess that Gail (the one with the cooking points) needs to learn to cook lobster. Sounds like a good idea. Thanks, darlin'! xoxo
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kelsi - 2005-04-20 23:08:45
Ms. Brush, poor little Toothbrush is still an invalid. We could really use some moral support here. Besides, your gold membership is going to waste! What are you doing, are you okay?
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kelsi - 2005-07-15 00:03:57
For over five months poor Pablo and Dolores have been staring out the window, Toothbrush has had no makeup on, and Air has been playing nonstop! It is the middle of July! Tomorrow it's the Ides! The Ides of July! Beware!
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Dolores and Pablo: Staring out the gigantic window, daring the birds to fly closer
F: No eyeshadow again! Oh my god. I think later (after bath), I'll wear Greensmoke. Yes.
Last Song I Chose To Listen To: Air (French Band) - Universal Traveller (Christ, I love this album.)

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